mini thanks to all the little people

Halloween Vacation

Apparently, Halloween is on vacation this year. Only one trick or treater made it to the house. None were seen on the streets, or in driveways , or yards. No costumed throngs floating across the street like a cloud of Canadian geese.no dad's on the sidewalk with a flashlight, and a beer. No toilet paper in the bushes and trees, and no shaving cream on the stop sign. There are no egg yolks oozing from the mailbox . There are no shattered pumpkins on the side of the road . Halloween is on vacation this year. All of the trick or treaters are home playing video games. I saw one costume at work (mascara cat whiskers ,and cat ear barrettes. )
Halloween must be lying on a beach drinking zombies and eating candy skulls, because
Halloween is not on duty , front and center for all to see around here.
I just had a thought...
Has anyone seen the Grinch?
You don't think he might have pulled another caper?
Maybe I'll read about it in the paper.
For now I must wonder what I can do with all this candy.
What the heck are we becoming ?
Mischief night (doorbell night) died first
, and now Halloween is missing.

Keep your LAUGHTER handy.

You never know when you might have to use it !!!!

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bless you all .
may your bodies remain intact , and your minds grow strong , and healthy like a rhubarb .
may happiness follow you all the days of your life, but catch up with you in the end .
may your nose be cold , and wet , and your tail always wag .
mayor of a large city .
may your children care for you in old age .
may your toes be always shiney .
don't forget to floss .
-kenfusion-

Blog for peace

Of all the things i've lost I miss my mind the most .
Can you think of anything more important than Bleu chesse dressing ?
Of course you can .
What I did over summer vacation :
: Cancelled my subscription to the daily planet ( they drift too far to the left , and are obsessed with superman)
: Staged A protest in front of the home of Vicente' Fox (for social; security benefits , and better working conditions for American citizens)
: Volunteer work in the mission field (prodding slackers to wash their socks)
: Went away for A week on A midlife crisis (much cheaper than A vacation)
: Rehabilitated my vegetable drawer in the refrigerator.(it is currently on probation and cannot go within 100 yards of the twinkies)
: Lived a gratuitous lifestyle .(I actively encourage tipping )
: Took all of my bribe money out of the freezer .(apparently that's the first place they look)
: Turned myself into the police ( it was easy . I just put on a blue shirt and C.B radio handset , and some handcuffs left behind by an old girlfriend)
So now I leave you with this thought ."If you could do one thing to help your fellow man......
why the hell don't you ?"
Peace,
-kenfusion-